I want to kill an American...

cariboo LOL like that crazy Palin woman. Are tourists allowed to do this
or will I be arrested? :dunno:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Cariboo? You mean Caribou?

Why would you want to kill such a beautiful animal?
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
I have no idea how a foreigner would go about hunting in the states.
Call the state your interested in hunting in. I believe all states have a Department of wildlife management. Or something like it. They should be able to help you.
 

Ike Stain

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I wouldn't be saying that on a forum, you're bound to have the FBI show up at your doorstep.

You can say you want to kill her no problem—it's only the president or vice-president that gets you that visit from the Secret Service.

Humans are the most dangerous prey, JJO, just make sure you don't go hunting for this hot tamale, only to look up, and see her leaning out of a helicopter with YOU in the crosshairs.

This is not a lady to trifled with.
 
Visitors are allowed a travel hunting license. They're pricey, but fairly easily obtained. But it for the period of time you'd like to hunt, and all is legal and everyone is happy.

:glugglug:
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
cariboo LOL like that crazy Palin woman. Are tourists allowed to do this
or will I be arrested? :dunno:

You would need a non resident hunting permit, from the State you choose to hunt in. If you are not from this country, I would suggest you hire a guide, and find a package deal that will provide you with a rifle, and other necessities. Be prepared to spend a decent buck, and expect a huge bill if you decide to mount the head,

L3ggy said:
Why would you want to kill such a beautiful animal?

They are good eating. Not as good as elk, but tasty.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Humans are the most dangerous prey, JJO, just make sure you don't go hunting for this hot tamale, only to look up, and see her leaning out of a helicopter with YOU in the crosshairs.

This is not a lady to trifled with.

It took her five shots to finally bring down that tame, petting zoo deer. Hell, I'll give her 3 freebies before I even drop the bipod and click off the safety on my Weatherby. Minus the guts and hooves, I figure she'd dress out at about 90 pounds. Not bad. Not bad... :dunno:


Hey why not join her on her next expedition and pull a Cheney by shooting her in the face instead, huh?

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So uh... can you tell me how I could go about contacting her?
 
They are good eating. Not as good as elk, but tasty.

Actually, I prefer young caribou to elk by quite a lot. Less gamy, but still full in flavour. Also less fatty.

Get a caribou tenderloin from a 2 year old some time. Hot sear the outside, then cook slowly with rosemary and white pepper.

:yummie:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
She's on Twitter right? Well, send her a tweet about how much you love badger baiting, build up a friendship overtime and then *BANG*

:D

Yeeeah... badger baiting. I bet she'd like that. I could also drop in a line or two about how smart I think she is, what a wonderful dancer Bristol is and how I'm a "physical conservative" just like she is.

Hey Sarah, walk over in them trees and see if you can scare us up a rabbit or two. And here, tape this bullseye to your chest so I'll know you from the rabbit.

And just like a big dumb fish in a tiny barrel, she'd probably oblige me. :facepalm:
 
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