Trapped in Closet with Your Goth Crush (Seven Minutes in Heaven)「ASMR Roleplay/Male Audio」 Part 1

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  • Опубликовано: 24 мар 2025
  • I bet we're already in heaven because there's an angel right in front of me
    Goth Boy Series Playlist ⚰️:
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    Thanks to Ashen Gray ASMR for his cameo as a party dude 🥳
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  • @LangleyDaisukeVA
    @LangleyDaisukeVA  4 года назад +416

    Thanks to Ashen Gray ASMR for his cameo as the person who knocked
    Send him some 🥰 love:
    ruclips.net/channel/UCPy1MiOlTgsVSYPf-eKFQNA

    • @brianalopez8717
      @brianalopez8717 4 года назад +9

      I love your vids they help me calm down and help me sleep 😂

    • @qt.f..n..f.2735
      @qt.f..n..f.2735 4 года назад +3

      hi

    • @Lavender_Nymph_Rachel
      @Lavender_Nymph_Rachel 4 года назад +8

      May we have a part 2 of this pls... and thank you
      I actually really love this because someone finally gets me...bye I do have depression, but this makes me feel like my old self.....
      So I really appreciate this so thank you for this

    • @qt.f..n..f.2735
      @qt.f..n..f.2735 4 года назад +2

      ok

    • @foxy4154
      @foxy4154 4 года назад +1

      @@Lavender_Nymph_Rachel yesss i want a part 2

  • @elenichtz
    @elenichtz 4 года назад +4478

    0:59
    "Its about kissing"
    Me: **chokes on water**

  • @wowiwannadie2676
    @wowiwannadie2676 4 года назад +6245

    Him: "you didn't know what 7 minutes in heaven was?!"
    Me: "yes,but actually no."

  • @bananacreampieenthusiast432
    @bananacreampieenthusiast432 4 года назад +13971

    “Seven minutes in heaven”
    * in the closet for 18 minutes *

    • @M00NYT00NSS
      @M00NYT00NSS 4 года назад +554

      But It's Better Isn't It?

    • @mayo8250
      @mayo8250 4 года назад +1481

      it’s okay, i was in the closet for 14 years

    • @nurainin8780
      @nurainin8780 4 года назад +206

      @@mayo8250 lmao

    • @Nyx_xx0
      @Nyx_xx0 4 года назад +593

      Picture: 5 minutes in heaven
      Thumbnail: 7 minutes in heaven
      Video: 18:35 minutes in heaven

    • @bananacreampieenthusiast432
      @bananacreampieenthusiast432 4 года назад +152

      @@Nyx_xx0 Nice to know I’m not the only one to notice that lmaooo 👀

  • @shototodoroki2602
    @shototodoroki2602 3 года назад +802

    Title: “7 minutes in heaven”
    Screen: “5 minutes in heaven”
    Video: “18 minutes”

  • @seitarou9296
    @seitarou9296 4 года назад +4030

    "why a coffin? because i feel dead inside"
    me: "that's deep bro, want a piece of gum?"

  • @amarasessoms4122
    @amarasessoms4122 4 года назад +1425

    Him: "I don't kiss and tell"
    Me:"💀"
    *Also if you saw me here...no you didn't*

    • @Daze-qi1hl
      @Daze-qi1hl 4 года назад +37

      Momma didn't raise no snitch .👩‍🦯

    • @northdakota7689
      @northdakota7689 4 года назад +22

      Suddenly im ✨blind✨ 🧑‍🦯

    • @augussy6969
      @augussy6969 4 года назад +18

      I aint seeing *SHIT*

    • @kwandobasi1567
      @kwandobasi1567 4 года назад +16

      MY VISION HAS SUDDENLY ✨MALFUNCTIONED✨

    • @Samissogay
      @Samissogay 4 года назад +6

      👨‍🦯

  • @iamconfusion9593
    @iamconfusion9593 3 года назад +3272

    Goth boy: I like you.
    Me: 😀
    Goth boy: I mean that you're like my only friend in this seriously messed up world.
    Me:😦

    • @randomminen
      @randomminen 3 года назад +237

      Why it sounds like Adrien

    • @adri6159
      @adri6159 3 года назад +73

      @@randomminen FR DOE

    • @Jaymayy_kys
      @Jaymayy_kys 3 года назад +94

      This is what adrien would say to Mari 😂😂

    • @randomminen
      @randomminen 3 года назад +42

      @@Jaymayy_kys YESSS

    • @Aml27.01
      @Aml27.01 3 года назад +60

      @@randomminen "sHe's jUst a fRieNd" 😑

  • @nezukokamado4847
    @nezukokamado4847 3 года назад +407

    Him: Your ruining my chances of getting a puppy
    Me: that is correct shawty 👁👄👁

    • @V3vaild
      @V3vaild 3 года назад +14

      *so you really are gay,*
      *Angel.*

    • @alfred8397
      @alfred8397 3 года назад +3

      @@V3vaild LMAO

    • @thecircusfr3ak
      @thecircusfr3ak 3 года назад +3

      HEY ANGEL WHERES ALASTOR!???

    • @thickynicky6907
      @thickynicky6907 3 года назад +1

      @@V3vaild BAGSHAHAHDHWU also I love your user :D

    • @V3vaild
      @V3vaild 3 года назад +2

      @@thickynicky6907 Thanks :)

  • @bai1ee_
    @bai1ee_ 4 года назад +1564

    "yOu wAnT mE tO tAkE oFf mY hOoDiE"
    Me: did I stutter-

  • @ikau_xoxo
    @ikau_xoxo 4 года назад +2245

    He said "yes i like you your my only friend in this world.'
    Me "did we just get friend zone."
    Edit: OMG 137 LIKES ! THX

  • @__brkntth__
    @__brkntth__ 4 года назад +671

    Audio: "7 minutes in heaven"
    thumbnail: "5 minutes in heaven"
    actual video: "1 8 m i n u t e s i n h e a v e n"

  • @p2swag
    @p2swag 3 года назад +1080

    Them: “I like you more than friends”
    Me: like best friends?😊
    Them: “what in the Adrien agr-“

    • @carmyne00
      @carmyne00 3 года назад +104

      marinette distant crying in the background

    • @Miriii_37
      @Miriii_37 3 года назад +52

      Marinette be watching from far away 🤣🤣

    • @destinyray5747
      @destinyray5747 3 года назад +30

      TAKE OF THE BLIND FOLD LIKE WHAT THE FUUUUU-

    • @joemomma9901
      @joemomma9901 3 года назад +34

      WhAt In ThE aDrIaN aGrEsT-
      ...
      I don't know who you are but you are now my favourit person

    • @p2swag
      @p2swag 3 года назад +12

      @@joemomma9901 I thought I was already you’re favourite person😔💔

  • @jasoncerasoli1934
    @jasoncerasoli1934 4 года назад +384

    "I get anxious talking to people"
    also him: *talks to me for 18 mins straight*

  • @kobayashi7666
    @kobayashi7666 3 года назад +2388

    Him: *complements my art*
    Me: *me actually being an artist*
    Me: *slowly puts hair behind ears*

    • @summer8106
      @summer8106 3 года назад +190

      debby ryan pose rebirths

    • @cloudivity5306
      @cloudivity5306 3 года назад +40

      @@summer8106 SJDISKDKA PLSSS-

    • @dancingdoughnut3275
      @dancingdoughnut3275 3 года назад +20

      Yep. Yep; that’s also me

    • @fallencactus6003
      @fallencactus6003 3 года назад +14

      LITERALLY SAME

    • @5lucielii
      @5lucielii 3 года назад +7

      I cried while reading this comment please 😭😭😭😂😂😂

  • @messydreadhead
    @messydreadhead 4 года назад +1656

    “Just don’t bite on my neck like a vampire or whatever..”
    ....*BITES-*

    • @hahahahahahahhi_am_crazy7469
      @hahahahahahahhi_am_crazy7469 4 года назад +36

      I was trying to hold in laughed because it's the middle of the night

    • @sybalmccauley987
      @sybalmccauley987 4 года назад +18

      Fuck the system 😐😑😐😑😎

    • @KimoraVamp
      @KimoraVamp 4 года назад +17

      WHY
      IS
      THIS
      ME????!!!!!!!!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @D00d13z_
      @D00d13z_ 4 года назад +17

      Nom nom nom

    • @mileythomassiedo4472
      @mileythomassiedo4472 4 года назад +12

      @@D00d13z_ nam nam nam

  • @fyn9676
    @fyn9676 3 года назад +378

    "I like you more than just a friend"
    Now that is what Adrian needs to say to Marinette

  • @tsovdub1457
    @tsovdub1457 4 года назад +2495

    Goth guy: “I hate everyone and I don’t like talking to people.” Me: ...bIsH tHeN wHy DiD yOu cOmE tO tHiS pArTy?!?!?!?!?!

  • @reiny-days
    @reiny-days 4 года назад +1094

    "I know how good of an artist you are"
    Me: **happy artist noises**

  • @Moalover.
    @Moalover. 4 года назад +2826

    “This is such a drag”
    Me: Ayo, Shikamaru is that you?”

    • @elmohatesrocks754
      @elmohatesrocks754 4 года назад +92

      My actual thoughts😅

    • @ShotoTodoroki-ch2cz
      @ShotoTodoroki-ch2cz 4 года назад +37

      WHAT IS YOUR NAME HFYGYTTY

    • @Moalover.
      @Moalover. 4 года назад +28

      @@ShotoTodoroki-ch2cz Ah yes Kokichi's Left Broken Leg but what r u doing here Shoto 👀

    • @adriennehubert337
      @adriennehubert337 4 года назад +13

      My thoughts exactly lmao

    • @Kaiiichi.thehusk
      @Kaiiichi.thehusk 4 года назад +16

      That what im thinking after hearing that😂

  • @lolamerry1219
    @lolamerry1219 3 года назад +103

    "Why a coffin?"
    Him : "because im dead inside"
    IM SORRY I LOST IT

    • @kissimora
      @kissimora 3 года назад

      PLEASE THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  • @maisan2838
    @maisan2838 4 года назад +2864

    "I dont particularly like anything"
    That you Sasuke?

    • @emnacho
      @emnacho 4 года назад +60

      EXACTLY

    • @kpopjiminiea1565
      @kpopjiminiea1565 4 года назад +69

      bro i literally said "dubbed sasuke in the house"

    • @cosplaypuppy0
      @cosplaypuppy0 4 года назад +83

      And then when he says “What a drag” is that Shikamaru?! And now Sasuke?! Wow!

    • @armeen_6487
      @armeen_6487 4 года назад +16

      Youu hheheeee this is my mind 😌

    • @Harmoni404
      @Harmoni404 4 года назад +8

      💀

  • @nickurdomdaddywild9974
    @nickurdomdaddywild9974 4 года назад +3997

    I'd blame this channel for my lack of affective relationships,,, stop making me feel loved 😰

    • @LangleyDaisukeVA
      @LangleyDaisukeVA  4 года назад +943

      you can't blame me. I'm cute uwu

    • @angxlic.dollie
      @angxlic.dollie 4 года назад +201

      @@LangleyDaisukeVA ur not lying tho u know that were all a bunch of simps 😃

    • @yolisaaa21
      @yolisaaa21 4 года назад +89

      @@angxlic.dollie exactly😌💅🏻

    • @yukeroinactivated6984
      @yukeroinactivated6984 4 года назад +84

      @@LangleyDaisukeVA Just from that reply, you’re a bottom.📸

    • @bananacreampieenthusiast432
      @bananacreampieenthusiast432 4 года назад +34

      He really do be having that bottom energy tho ngl 👀

  • @mayawolf5188
    @mayawolf5188 4 года назад +490

    The title- 7 min in heaven
    The picture- 5 min in heaven
    The time- 18:35
    Me: I- what?

    • @gbr9352
      @gbr9352 4 года назад +9

      That's the same thing I was thinking XD,I was like...is my mind playing tricks on me or sum?

    • @yes.imthatarabella.4932
      @yes.imthatarabella.4932 4 года назад +6

      Oh you know... Time flies so fast when you have some fun...

    • @gbr9352
      @gbr9352 4 года назад +3

      @@yes.imthatarabella.4932 that is true

    • @waferae
      @waferae 4 года назад +6

      Idk why I clicked on the timestamp

    • @raindrop2364
      @raindrop2364 4 года назад +2

      @@waferae i clicked on the timestamp too

  • @cutiereddipanda5735
    @cutiereddipanda5735 3 года назад +385

    “why a ⚰️because I feel 💀 inside”
    Me: YES. Everyone can FUCKING relate to that 😂😂

  • @LeIouch.
    @LeIouch. 4 года назад +4044

    Trapped in the closet with my goth crush? You couldn’t have named a better situation.

  • @pomegranatetr33
    @pomegranatetr33 4 года назад +5264

    Two goth boys
    Sitting in a closet
    6 feet apart bc Covid is a thing-

    • @Dr3adfu11y_Strang3
      @Dr3adfu11y_Strang3 4 года назад +41

      🤣

    • @gray11
      @gray11 4 года назад +124

      @Alisha Yousuf No, no, I can assure you that the walls in this particular closet are very unique, things can pass *right through them* very interesting stuff indeed.

    • @denitsakonova7307
      @denitsakonova7307 4 года назад +8

      Lmao

    • @xin0206
      @xin0206 4 года назад +15

      Walk in closet, maybe?

    • @vinny_rivera
      @vinny_rivera 4 года назад +6

      WHEEZE

  • @sen6016
    @sen6016 4 года назад +569

    “You probably think I’m some weirdo huh?”
    “Yeah.👩‍🦯”
    “No? Well thank you, I apologize for thinking that you were the judgmental type.”
    “😃😭”

    • @marchmellocake
      @marchmellocake 4 года назад +57

      smile and wave boys 😃👋

    • @jasperstowe3894
      @jasperstowe3894 4 года назад +14

      it’s like dora the explorer all over again

    • @ilavenderu
      @ilavenderu 4 года назад +6

      Me:attempting to try to kiss him
      Him:*Doges*
      Me:OH C'MON

  • @ayanominatuzaki9571
    @ayanominatuzaki9571 3 года назад +287

    "That's extremely naive of you"
    Me: Yeah, i get that alot.

    • @oni-chan8869
      @oni-chan8869 3 года назад +10

      Me being naive as who knows what

    • @jahdaigerald8653
      @jahdaigerald8653 3 года назад +4

      Yo you ever get scolded by your hacker for being too naive

  • @46DivyaSingh
    @46DivyaSingh 4 года назад +2963

    “I just don’t kiss a lot of guys okay-“
    hun, your gay is showing
    edit: mom, I’m famous

    • @Zillberttt
      @Zillberttt 4 года назад +96

      BDGDHHDGD THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @sophiathegaymer
      @sophiathegaymer 4 года назад +33

      @@Zillberttt OMG SAME!!

    • @Zillberttt
      @Zillberttt 4 года назад +25

      @@sophiathegaymer HAH

    • @daschelleweaver5358
      @daschelleweaver5358 4 года назад +35

      Why you in the closet with a girl if your gay. I'm so confused. Even who is the lucky guy 😏

    • @46DivyaSingh
      @46DivyaSingh 4 года назад +18

      @@daschelleweaver5358 well he just confessed to us so now I’m very confused-

  • @holeycheese9429
    @holeycheese9429 4 года назад +2809

    I felt this guy's personality on a spiritual level.
    😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
    Edit- Thank you for so many likes. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @rosacorreia6300
      @rosacorreia6300 4 года назад +82

      He's such a ✨mood✨

    • @mayflores3294
      @mayflores3294 4 года назад +30

      Honestly when he started to talk about Van Gogh, I was intrigued

    • @Dr3adfu11y_Strang3
      @Dr3adfu11y_Strang3 4 года назад +11

      I did too

    • @idk._.1346
      @idk._.1346 4 года назад +13

      I felt this guy’s personality on a whole higher lvl then spiritual-

    • @hiimbored1173
      @hiimbored1173 4 года назад +3

      Same.

  • @Luv4Abby
    @Luv4Abby 4 года назад +594

    3:21
    *laughs at “Fake out Make out”*
    *snorts on accident*
    *starts laughing at myself*
    *dies of laughter*

    • @MyDarlingMars
      @MyDarlingMars 4 года назад +19

      Omfg this is meeeeee😂😂 I find it so funny when ppl snort so if I laugh and I snort I start dying of laughter at my own snort😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @bri9661
      @bri9661 4 года назад +5

      same i make myself laugh more than anyone 😂😂

    • @defectivelynx2010
      @defectivelynx2010 3 года назад +4

      Oof

    • @elitesonly2640
      @elitesonly2640 3 года назад +3

      😂

    • @mashpotatoes6195
      @mashpotatoes6195 3 года назад +4

      So it’s not just me who does this? 😭

  • @aesthetism9
    @aesthetism9 3 года назад +313

    "they can't expect us to make out"
    Me:well we can lie
    Him: lie to them?
    Me: wAiit what did he hear me 👁👄👁

    • @lovesbunniesnferrets
      @lovesbunniesnferrets 3 года назад +22

      Him: my hoodies in the way? What do you want me to do
      Me, sure it's gonna be moving it out of the way: take it off 😩
      Him: what? You want me to take my hoodie off!?
      Me: *goes pale* miss gorl? Did you hear me?

    • @Nikki-lh1tu
      @Nikki-lh1tu 3 года назад +16

      @@lovesbunniesnferrets Him: "Where else do other people make out?"
      Me: O..on.. the neck 😳
      Him: ON THE NECK... WHOA
      Me: 👁👄👁

    • @HauntedDreams.
      @HauntedDreams. 3 года назад +2

      HAHAHHA

    • @Harlie_Malfoy
      @Harlie_Malfoy Год назад

      ​@@Nikki-lh1tuBRO I looked everywhere for a camera

  • @jollie7391
    @jollie7391 3 года назад +2928

    “I always admire your art” sir- I can only draw a STICK MAN!?

    • @V3vaild
      @V3vaild 3 года назад +158

      *that’s pure art.*

    • @eellison3591
      @eellison3591 3 года назад +124

      Me, an actual artist, but... stick men have so much personality and are actually really cool. I appreciate a good 2-second stick man so keep it up, my friend

    • @jollie7391
      @jollie7391 3 года назад +51

      @@eellison3591 thanks! I’m starting to learn how to draw! I’m doing pretty good with all the pens n’ pencils and stuff but it’s hella confusing

    • @lmaoimwierd4741
      @lmaoimwierd4741 3 года назад +28

      Lmafao sameee😩💅💅💅

    • @irid3scence130
      @irid3scence130 3 года назад +34

      Well i draw human girrafes with people hanging on too the neck and children screaming.

  • @teganrand5204
    @teganrand5204 4 года назад +2802

    Him: I hate party’s, I hate people
    Me too bud me too 😔🤚
    Edit: Omg tysm for all the likes! 💕

    • @M00NYT00NSS
      @M00NYT00NSS 4 года назад +9

      Me Three!

    • @ArJHill
      @ArJHill 4 года назад +6

      Me also

    • @Kaiiichi.thehusk
      @Kaiiichi.thehusk 4 года назад +7

      Me four ✨

    • @Kaiiichi.thehusk
      @Kaiiichi.thehusk 4 года назад +4

      @Amber Avitia i hate the people, they always doesnt allow me to come in becouse im short, or someone always make fun of me :(

    • @Kaiiichi.thehusk
      @Kaiiichi.thehusk 4 года назад +3

      @Amber Avitia thankyou you're really nice :'3 ✨✨

  • @redpandas26
    @redpandas26 4 года назад +1622

    Him: _Takes his hoodie off_
    Me: "SNATCHED" **Runs out of the closet**

    • @LOST-THC
      @LOST-THC 4 года назад +38

      HAHAHAA

    • @redpandas26
      @redpandas26 4 года назад +26

      @@LOST-THC Kirishima? Why are you here? Did you not find Bakugo and felt lonely? (for context, this person's name was Kirishima Eijirou when they commented this)

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 года назад +11

      I would honestly do that 😂

    • @greencandle3502
      @greencandle3502 3 года назад +8

      @@LOST-THC are u with bakugou?

    • @jje7613
      @jje7613 3 года назад +3

      So damn evil

  • @camikotakanashi8350
    @camikotakanashi8350 3 года назад +172

    "You're on Fire!"
    Me: Looks at the candle in my bedroom.
    Also me: Demonic Screeching while running out of my bedroom.
    Edit: Damn! I don't think I've ever gotten this many likes before! Thanks!

  • @jigokunohi6538
    @jigokunohi6538 4 года назад +635

    The text: five minutes
    The goth dude: seven minutes
    The video: eighteen minutes
    Me: 👁👄👁

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 4 года назад +1095

    Cucumber Approved ‎‎‎‎

  • @gothgirlgraveyard3539
    @gothgirlgraveyard3539 4 года назад +376

    “With goth boy crush”
    Me: damn they actually knew

  • @ace-porcot1044
    @ace-porcot1044 3 года назад +101

    “You are Beautiful, talented, and understanding”
    My dude you got the wrong person 🧍🏽I am no such thing 😗✌🏽

    • @ulilliareinhart3659
      @ulilliareinhart3659 3 года назад +2

      Felt that haha

    • @hamide5180
      @hamide5180 3 года назад +2

      Frr🧍🏻‍♀️ btw the moment i read this comment he literally said that part lmao

  • @lacin4689
    @lacin4689 4 года назад +2014

    Him: My hoodie is in the way? What do you want me to do?
    Me: Just take it of 😏
    Him: You want me to take it off!?
    Me: Sirrr....

  • @Jade-xd8bx
    @Jade-xd8bx 4 года назад +2175

    Him : where else do other people make out??
    Me : neck...
    Him:ON THE NECK?!
    me: how did he knew :o

    • @sandyclapp7147
      @sandyclapp7147 4 года назад +114

      GIRL HE SPYING ON YOU😃😀😶😳😵😲😙😗😏😺

    • @Jade-xd8bx
      @Jade-xd8bx 4 года назад +31

      Jacqueline competente yeah no kidding 😳😂

    • @jennajeffrey3672
      @jennajeffrey3672 4 года назад +65

      *Cut the cameras deadass*

    • @Tav_Matt
      @Tav_Matt 4 года назад +7

      Shhhhhh

    • @krixiiko_yuki5284
      @krixiiko_yuki5284 4 года назад +10

      Lmao- Same- Bcuz that's the most common thing I read on Wattpad

  • @imyoursleepparalysisdemon6357
    @imyoursleepparalysisdemon6357 4 года назад +158

    " you're so naive "
    👁👁 o k-
    " i hate people , but not you "
    H U H

  • @savvyhowe1646
    @savvyhowe1646 3 года назад +144

    "it's a party game where you put two people into the closet..." my immediate response would be "well that's boring I've been in the closet my entire life."

  • @yuunishinoya4693
    @yuunishinoya4693 4 года назад +490

    "i hate ppl"
    me: *AYYYEE THATS MY BOYYY, we hatin ppl in this house*

    • @yes1471
      @yes1471 4 года назад +6

      Dang Justin it's what abt kiyoko or as ahi 😶

    • @LJ090
      @LJ090 4 года назад +7

      As we should✨

    • @farajiaziziaddo.6840
      @farajiaziziaddo.6840 4 года назад +3

      I'm watching this cause I got rejected by a stray cat in my back yard and it's cold as hell smh so sad

    • @yuunishinoya4693
      @yuunishinoya4693 4 года назад +2

      @@yes1471 um u mean a goddess and jesus?🥵

    • @yuunishinoya4693
      @yuunishinoya4693 4 года назад +2

      @@farajiaziziaddo.6840 aayyee the cats hate ppl too😽🤘🏻

  • @Angeloqnntl
    @Angeloqnntl 4 года назад +387

    ✨c o a t h a n g e r✨

  • @tealtetra7840
    @tealtetra7840 4 года назад +579

    Him: "Do you have any lipstick"
    Me frantically looks around for lipstick:
    Me finds chapstick: "Here"
    Him: "This works but it could be a little darker"
    Me: "Yeah I know.."

  • @gray4679
    @gray4679 3 года назад +22

    „ I hate party’s, I hate people”
    mood what a mood 😌

  • @retxierrunotku9075
    @retxierrunotku9075 4 года назад +436

    Game: 7 minutes in heaven
    Video: 18 minutes
    Me: *skeptical* How many minutes did we actually spend in there?

    • @ayanochan4827
      @ayanochan4827 4 года назад +22

      Beside the picture: FIVE MINUTES

    • @farajiaziziaddo.6840
      @farajiaziziaddo.6840 4 года назад +9

      This said Nah lemme give y'all trust issues

    • @paper1527
      @paper1527 4 года назад +4

      And Also it says part 1 😭

  • @Oncoast
    @Oncoast 4 года назад +503

    Him: i-i dont k-kiss a lot of guy ok i- i- imean p-people Just Get TO draWing
    Me: ;) loolll

    • @Dr3adfu11y_Strang3
      @Dr3adfu11y_Strang3 4 года назад +4

      😆

    • @Oncoast
      @Oncoast 4 года назад +4

      @@Dr3adfu11y_Strang3 ;0 did my future lover just reply to me ;( i feel blessed

    • @Oncoast
      @Oncoast 4 года назад +1

      Omg the likes :( I flipping love you people U_U

    • @naiimarai4956
      @naiimarai4956 4 года назад

      ._.

  • @belz0
    @belz0 4 года назад +513

    Not me simping horriblyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @Hopefully_cosplay
    @Hopefully_cosplay 3 года назад +22

    My mom: you're so sweet and innocent! Get you a boy that treats you right, and is just as sweet at you!
    My friend: you're like a sunshine child lol
    Me: haha, yeah!**nervous sweating under headphones intensifies**

  • @acidic_soda
    @acidic_soda 4 года назад +158

    YAYAYY! I finally get to tell this fact! So about the ear thing with van gogh; he cut his ear off for a maid that worked in a brothel (she wasn't a prostitute) and the maid had something up with her face, a birthmark or something, but people looked at her like she was a freak and so van gogh chopped his ear off and gave it to her so he too would be looked at as a freak. Starry night is also a painting of the view from an asylum window, and is very beautiful. Gotta love a tortured artist but he was actually a really sweet guy.

    • @aetherdemigod
      @aetherdemigod 4 года назад +13

      yeah, out of all the artists, ppl say Van Gogh was the nice, pretty sweet guy that just wanted to make art

    • @ulilliareinhart3659
      @ulilliareinhart3659 3 года назад +1

      That’s really sweet wow I didn’t know that

  • @lena-kol
    @lena-kol 4 года назад +287

    14:00
    i would cry out of embarrassment if anyone said that to me unironically

  • @nutellanuts
    @nutellanuts 4 года назад +4090

    Leave me alone mom I'm busy listening to my goth boyfriend

  • @leahjoyce9369
    @leahjoyce9369 3 года назад +26

    Him-“have any bright ideas in that cute noggin of yours?”
    Me-BOLD OF YOU TO CALL MY NOGGIN CUTE WHEN ITS 6 INCHES LONG HUNNY

  • @yayyey
    @yayyey 4 года назад +402

    OK SO I SAW THE THUMBNAIL AND WAS LIKE “that seems oddly familiar” AND THEN AND THEN I REALIZED THAT IT WAS MY PFP

  • @charkyoinz
    @charkyoinz 4 года назад +663

    Him: just make a fake kiss mark
    Me: or we could actually make out.... Just a thought

    • @jellynotfound9611
      @jellynotfound9611 4 года назад +44

      You're username is interesting.

    • @charkyoinz
      @charkyoinz 4 года назад +34

      @@jellynotfound9611 your face is interesting

    • @Nikck_lol
      @Nikck_lol 4 года назад +41

      This is like, in between flirting and insulting

    • @charkyoinz
      @charkyoinz 4 года назад +19

      @@Nikck_lol HA

    • @Nikck_lol
      @Nikck_lol 4 года назад +11

      What, it's true though

  • @chihirofujisaki1785
    @chihirofujisaki1785 4 года назад +440

    "seven minutes in heaven"
    *proceeds to stay in the closet for 18 minutes*
    i feel like the people at the party would start thinking we were doing the dirty in that closet

  • @rikkachan6481
    @rikkachan6481 3 года назад +33

    *"That's a pretty good idea"*
    Me: I didn't even said anything-🗿🗿🗿

  • @hinatastolemycat4205
    @hinatastolemycat4205 4 года назад +208

    “How did it end up this way, you and me in this closet”
    Me: I’m sorry sir I’ll turn around and never bother you again 🧎🏻‍♀️

  • @_just._.jay_937
    @_just._.jay_937 4 года назад +339

    *Him*: We've never kissed anyone.. you gonna be my first?
    *Me*: Yes Zaddy 🤚😩

  • @mkn___
    @mkn___ 4 года назад +257

    "I mean the dude chopped off his own ear for his lover"
    i could say that guy is a *s i m p*

    • @denitsakonova7307
      @denitsakonova7307 4 года назад +3

      IM WHEEZING 😭✋🏽

    • @K-dawgcuh
      @K-dawgcuh 4 года назад +5

      BRO WTF 😂

    • @lonlysleepyhead3568
      @lonlysleepyhead3568 3 года назад +1

      Simp squad with me join

    • @vhrtigo
      @vhrtigo 3 года назад

      omg i read this comment the exact time he said that in the audio lolll

  • @Brasiliarose
    @Brasiliarose 3 года назад +27

    “I don’t particularly like anything”
    SASUKE NOOOOOO

  • @-Dana_
    @-Dana_ 4 года назад +459

    Picture: *Five minutes* in heaven
    Title: *Seven minutes* in heaven
    Video: *Eighteen minutes and thirty-five seconds* in heaven
    Am I complaining? Hell no :D

    • @amberquartz9468
      @amberquartz9468 4 года назад +1

      :0

    • @ilavenderu
      @ilavenderu 4 года назад

      :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @ilavenderu
      @ilavenderu 4 года назад

      I'm surprised

    • @ilavenderu
      @ilavenderu 4 года назад +1

      😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯

    • @cathoe4220
      @cathoe4220 4 года назад +3

      Heaven no*

  • @allissonvazquez1947
    @allissonvazquez1947 4 года назад +158

    Him: "It's about kissing you know making out the two people are expected to kiss or something in like seven minutes thus the name seven minutes in heaven"
    "It should be called seven minutes in hell"
    Me realizing what I just said
    "Wait no I'm sorry 😭"

  • @naoualmaaroufi5049
    @naoualmaaroufi5049 4 года назад +126

    him : "have you kiss anyone before ?"
    me : "actually yes,but no"

  • @xisaacxx
    @xisaacxx 3 года назад +16

    16:26 THAT KNOCKING SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME PLSS 😭💀

    • @milo9938
      @milo9938 3 года назад +1

      THANK FOR TELLING ME SO I WOULDN'T BE SCARED 😭

    • @xisaacxx
      @xisaacxx 3 года назад

      @@milo9938 yw :*

  • @spork676
    @spork676 3 года назад +2405

    “7 minutes in heaven”
    •checks and sees it’s 18 minutes•
    Me dumbass who’s failing math: that checks out.

    • @cr4sh_970
      @cr4sh_970 3 года назад +89

      BRUH I LEGIT SAW THE TITLE AND HALFWAY THROUGH I WAS LIKE "huh. This seems kinda long."

    • @lilisaasz9617
      @lilisaasz9617 3 года назад +30

      the picture its 5 minutes.

    • @xSnowlie
      @xSnowlie 3 года назад +12

      @@cr4sh_970 HAHAH I LOOKED AT IT AND I DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT 💀

    • @togaisworkingatmcdonalds4882
      @togaisworkingatmcdonalds4882 3 года назад +4

      Oop lmaoo

    • @teivel1010
      @teivel1010 3 года назад +8

      I failed 7th grade math so 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

  • @lofeyy_6426
    @lofeyy_6426 4 года назад +121

    Him : i know how good of an artist you are
    Me : HOW DO YOU KNOW I DRAW-

    • @Asjah_
      @Asjah_ 4 года назад +1

      Me tooo I was surprised when he said that 😂😂😂😂😅

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 года назад +1375

    Goths are so cute

  • @ccosmicwitch
    @ccosmicwitch 3 года назад +11

    “You’re the only person I can let my guard down with”
    *ACHIEVEMENTS HAHAH*
    My claustrophobia: baby I’m not even here, *I’m a hallucination* 😃

  • @lovelyjuliexo
    @lovelyjuliexo 4 года назад +260

    “u wear lipstick but have never-“
    excuse u, maybe we wear lipstick for ourselves not for making out ✋

  • @zevioticidiot496
    @zevioticidiot496 4 года назад +108

    "It was pretty discouraging to see how good everyone else was compared to me"
    Me: *sobs in please don't give up*

  • @barbarathenurse5886
    @barbarathenurse5886 4 года назад +312

    “Why a coffin?”
    “Because I feel dead inside”
    🧍‍♀️

  • @audreyrechel8373
    @audreyrechel8373 3 года назад +20

    Him: This is such a drag
    Me: Shut it Shikamaru kinny

  • @keysvds_theman_
    @keysvds_theman_ 4 года назад +473

    I'm already in the closet 🙄✋🏼 he just happened to come in with me, also goth??? Sign me up

  • @Jailovesallmight224
    @Jailovesallmight224 4 года назад +810

    Seven minutes in heaven!? You mean 18 minutes of heaven ITS A PARTYYY ✨

    • @Glowz_
      @Glowz_ 4 года назад +25

      Your username and pfp 😂 (I’m also a samurai)

    • @Jailovesallmight224
      @Jailovesallmight224 4 года назад +12

      @@Glowz_ thanks edited myself ❤👍🏾

    • @vampylola1152
      @vampylola1152 4 года назад +3

      Yeah they forgot then came to get us later lol

    • @Jailovesallmight224
      @Jailovesallmight224 4 года назад +1

      @@yourmomdotcom510 edited myself 👍🏾😃

    • @ashirapratt4797
      @ashirapratt4797 4 года назад +1

      @kiri_deadly 00f same!!!

  • @gabrieldavid5704
    @gabrieldavid5704 4 года назад +344

    Him: now we gotta kiss!!
    Also Him: **keeps talking**
    Me: so are we gonna kiss or.....

    • @Andji1612
      @Andji1612 4 года назад +17

      I see you EVERYWHERE..............and you have good taste
      *Fact*

    • @heaven111x2
      @heaven111x2 4 года назад

      LOL-

    • @Yana_lia
      @Yana_lia 4 года назад

      Make out🤔

  • @Daughter_of_theFather
    @Daughter_of_theFather Год назад +5

    I don’t know why people don’t like goth or emo, it’s actually pretty cool and looks amazing🤩

  • @kiahnafrancisco9099
    @kiahnafrancisco9099 4 года назад +184

    "I admire your art."
    Me, slowly becoming an artist, trying to make better things, self conscious about my art: 😭 sir, dat was beautiful

  • @bunbunz-3
    @bunbunz-3 4 года назад +731

    suddenly my name is ✨c o a t h a n g e r✨

  • @hinatastolemycat4205
    @hinatastolemycat4205 4 года назад +423

    “I just don’t kiss a lot of guys-“
    Me: your gay?!?! Ayyy so am I

    • @shinso...884
      @shinso...884 4 года назад +22

      Huh gay I'm gay as you can see of my picture

    • @kirishimashoe7899
      @kirishimashoe7899 4 года назад +6

      Sameeeee

    • @shinso...884
      @shinso...884 4 года назад +4

      @@kirishimashoe7899 oh hi im kaminari but you can call me denki

    • @kurootetsuro246
      @kurootetsuro246 4 года назад +5

      @@shinso...884 🍜🤏😫 I’m making ramen

    • @kirishimashoe7899
      @kirishimashoe7899 4 года назад +6

      @@shinso...884 my friend simps for you Anna oop-

  • @emotopanda611
    @emotopanda611 3 года назад +10

    "How did it end up this way"
    *internally starts humming Friends theme* x

  • @flawlessrelaxation4110
    @flawlessrelaxation4110 4 года назад +1869

    FUN FACT: Every day, a human sheds 10 billion skin flakes, which is around two kilograms a year

    • @yaritzelaa
      @yaritzelaa 4 года назад +58

      HUH?.......oh wow...............

    • @stardust.7507
      @stardust.7507 4 года назад +54

      Siri, times 2 kilograms by 8 billion- `°`

    • @M00NYT00NSS
      @M00NYT00NSS 4 года назад +29

      How Did You Learn That Let Me Guess Google Or Siri Or Alexa?

    • @M00NYT00NSS
      @M00NYT00NSS 4 года назад +13

      @Amber Avitia But How? I Am So Lost

    • @stardust.7507
      @stardust.7507 4 года назад +16

      @@M00NYT00NSS Ask questions and search the answers up uvu maybe they were curious about it and found out and wanted to share it :D

  • @dontquestion2183
    @dontquestion2183 4 года назад +217

    I'm so glad that me and the rest of the premier chat dont know who money is ✋😔

  • @ag_drawsthingz
    @ag_drawsthingz 4 года назад +201

    Him:It’s such a drag
    Me:What!! Shikamaru!!!! 👀👀 bro this is not where you suppose to be

    • @emnacho
      @emnacho 4 года назад +5

      I was just about to say that 😂

    • @ag_drawsthingz
      @ag_drawsthingz 4 года назад +5

      @@emnacho great minds think alike 🤝

    • @temari7928
      @temari7928 4 года назад +3

      haha yea

  • @sakurai-o1z
    @sakurai-o1z 3 года назад +6

    "I've always admired your talent."
    Me: "hAh what talent:D?"

  • @katzumi-.--femalebakugo-1626
    @katzumi-.--femalebakugo-1626 4 года назад +85

    Me:*hates all partys*
    Him: same tho-
    me: Sir, could you please be mine

  • @cars00n
    @cars00n 4 года назад +173

    “I wanted to be a great artist but, I gave up on it”
    Me: I also did😔

  • @cwandaledingle
    @cwandaledingle 4 года назад +129

    “Ur like my only friend in this particularly messed up world.” oh to be able to even say I have friends😔🔫

  • @idonthaveallday4this
    @idonthaveallday4this 3 года назад +10

    Langley: I always admired your art-
    Me: sir......I CAN'T EVEN DRAW A STRAIGHT LINE
    Langley: I hate people
    Me who has social anxiety: I'm scared of people-
    Langley: your different
    Me: I always knew there was something wrong with me
    Langley: because I feel dead inside
    Me: well damn, that got dark real quick
    Langley: we're supposed to kiss
    Me: I'm claustrophobic and freaking out right now, what makes you think I'll kiss you in this moment. Get me the fuck out
    Some of my favorite parts. Keep up the great work Langley!!
    Simp has left the chat

  • @hikarii_i
    @hikarii_i 3 года назад +110

    Am i good kisser?
    I don't know i've never kissed myself, that would be pretty narcissistic
    Boy you're legend

  • @cobweb5828
    @cobweb5828 3 года назад +172

    Him:
    “I guess if they found out that we’d lied, they’d lock us in here forever.”
    My brain: Promise?

  • @itsdragonius
    @itsdragonius 4 года назад +1302

    “I would go for a darker shade though”
    Me: How much darker can you go with this black lipstick in my hand?! 😂
    (Most likes I’ve ever gotten 😁) thanks!

    • @taysins5806
      @taysins5806 4 года назад +63

      Is it Pitch black 🖤?

    • @itsdragonius
      @itsdragonius 4 года назад +45

      @@taysins5806 yknow it’s not... so it can get darker

    • @taysins5806
      @taysins5806 4 года назад +13

      itsDragonius magic of..um.......colors? 😅

    • @awitchymushroom6991
      @awitchymushroom6991 4 года назад +7

      Hahah same 😂😂

    • @tsukihina8468
      @tsukihina8468 4 года назад +10

      Exactly I literally got up pause the video and got my black lipstick unpause video and literally handed to my phone

  • @Jaymayy_kys
    @Jaymayy_kys 3 года назад +18

    We actually liking art and am a good artist ☺️☺️
    I think this one is for me
    Him: I don’t kiss a lot of guys
    Me a girl :😗😖😖🥺😭
    * Getting flashbacks to when I found out my crush was gay and that’s how I got addicted to anime *

  • @user-un6jr6pc5o
    @user-un6jr6pc5o 4 года назад +406

    Never have i ever heard of a "fakeout makeout" but i mean-
    Its catchy 😂✋
    And this dude really wants us to dRaW a kiss mark-

    • @phucbich7581
      @phucbich7581 3 года назад +11

      Lmfao fr- next time I play this, I’m gonna ask the person in there with me to “fakeoutmakeout” with me

    • @oni-chan8869
      @oni-chan8869 3 года назад +3

      Dude this just popped up as I’m watching the video and I see this comment tf is a fake out make out

    • @ricardomavila1776
      @ricardomavila1776 3 года назад +1

      I ligit just said that its true tho

  • @ratfromsewers6699
    @ratfromsewers6699 4 года назад +538

    my mom said if she catches me watching these types of videos again she’ll slam my head into the keyboardjsismskskka

  • @juno424
    @juno424 4 года назад +309

    “This is such a drag”
    That you Shikamaru

    • @kageyamatobio9281
      @kageyamatobio9281 3 года назад +8

      i had the same thought🥲

    • @_levi_ackerman_668
      @_levi_ackerman_668 3 года назад +9

      He also said "I don't particularly like anything" 😂 im Sasuke?!?!?!

    • @yoyumeothesaltacc
      @yoyumeothesaltacc 3 года назад +2

      I was thinking the same way

    • @rosaliamendoza8342
      @rosaliamendoza8342 3 года назад +2

      LMAO I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

    • @Shark_Gutz
      @Shark_Gutz 3 года назад +3

      @@_levi_ackerman_668 ikr but wh so many referances XD ........... ALSO WHY ARE YOU HERE LEVI-